"Then cut it and then don't cut it."

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it.
W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
H: Then don't cut it
W: They say short hair is the fashion these days..
H: Then cut it
W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
H: Then don't cut it 
W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
H: Then cut it 
W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
H: Then don't cut it 
W: But short hair is very easy to manage..
H: Then cut it 
W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers. 
H: Then don't cut it 
W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
H: Then cut it 
W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again. 
H: Then don't cut it 
W: Still I feel like giving it a try once
H: Then cut it 
W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
H: Then don't cut it 
.
.
..
.
.The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. 
He doesn't speak anything except two sentences."Then cut it and then don't cut it."
The doctors wonder what is to be cut.
They are conducting all tests. 
They also intend getting expert advice from Doctors abroad!

Beautiful explanation by Rumi

Beautiful explanation by Rumi

                       Explaining the meaning of ‘Association’ he said:..“A

 rain drop from the sky: if it is caught by clean hands, is pure 

enough for drinking. If it falls in the gutter, its value drops so much 

that it can’t be used even for washing your feet. If it falls on a hot 

surface, it will evaporate... 

                       If it falls on a lotus leaf, it shines like a pearl and 

finally, if it falls on an oyster, it becomes a pearl...The drop is the 

same, but its existence & worth depends on whom it is associated 

with.”...Always be associated with people who are good at 

heart..You will experience your own inner transformation"...

Send this to all people with a beautiful heart, whom you wish to be 

associated with....

Never trust Higher Management,They will go to any extreme to finish their job.

A highly successful MD of MNC was going home in his car when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.


He asked one man-
"Why are you eating grass?"


"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."


"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the MD said.


"But sir, I have a wife and two  children with me. They are over there, under that tree".


"Bring them along," the MD replied. 


Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You come with us also."


The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 
"But sir, I also have a wife and three children with me!"


"Bring them all, as well," the MD answered.


They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as it was.


One of the poor fellows turned to the MD and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."


The MD replied, 
"Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high...!"

Lesson :

Never trust Higher Management.

They will go to any extreme to finish their job.

And there is none like a KIND Management

Public & children safety messages!

Dear Parents,

When your children use the Internet to search for images for projects or anything related to school work, please encourage them to use Kiddle instead of Google.

Kiddle is a child-specific search engine supported by Google, which prevents the appearance of things that are not suitable for them.

          www.kiddle.co 

Please share in posting.

Public & children safety messages!

American Interviewer with Indian Job Seeker

American Interviewer - So what's your email ID?

Indian - Sir, abc@xyz.com

Interviewer - And password?

Indian - 12345678

American - You are so dumb. You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Indian - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be

12345678

Or

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Or

1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on

Or

2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)

13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on

Or

Combination of all of these…

By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

American Interviewer :
How much will u take boss?

Indian: I refuse to accept your offer Sir! because I don't want to work under dumb people.

"Behind every successful man...there's a woman"

Did You Know This Story :

During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore.

Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be given to the next of kin.

For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge... then suddenly a man jumped in...and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs...and luckily he made it unscathed.

When he managed to recover his breath... the man, who became instant millionaire, shouted asking who pushed him into the pond..... it was his wife who did it.!!!

And from that day...that was how the phrase... "Behind every successful man...there's a woman"...came about !!!

Two stories to begin with

1. Nokia refused Android 
2. Yahoo refused Google 

Story Over 

Lessons Learnt

1. Take risks
2. Embrace changes 
3. If you refuse to change with time, you might perish 

 Two More stories : 

1. Facebook takes over whatsapp and instagram

2. Flip kart takes over Myntra and flip kart owned Myntra takes over jabong 

Story Over

Lessons learnt

1. Become so powerful that your competitors become your allies

2. Reach the top position and then eliminate the competition.

3. Keep innovating

Two More stories

1. Colonel sanders founded KFC at the age of 65

2. Jack Ma, who couldn't get job in KFC, founded Ali baba

Story over 

Lessons learnt

1. Age is just a number

2. Only those who keep trying succeeds

Last but not the least

1. Lamborghini was founded as result of revenge of a tractor owner who was insulted by Enzy Ferrari, the founder of ferrari

Story Over 

Lessons learnt

1. Never underestimate anyone, ever !! 

2. Success is the best revenge

Sunder Pichai-Cockroach Theory

Sunder Pichai-Cockroach Theory -Don’t miss to read

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai - an IIT-MIT Alumnus and Global Head Google:

The cockroach theory for self development

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond.

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand............LIFE.

Person who is HAPPY is not because Everything is RIGHT in his Life..

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right..!!!

Please let your children read this, it maybe too late for us. Warren Buffet

Please let your children read this,  it maybe too late for us.

🍃 There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second Richest man who has Donated $31 billion to charity.
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Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
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1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
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2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers
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3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, which he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
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4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
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5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
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6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. 
* Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. 
* Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
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7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
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8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became = devotee of Warren Buffet.
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9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk. His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and _Remember:
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A : Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B : Live your life  as simple as you are.

C. Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good.

D : Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.

E : Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on people who are really in need.

F :  After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule.

_The above may not make you Warren Buffet. ..

However it will surely make you  successful and bring you more wisdom  ...!_ 🍃☘

Must read : Kindly Spare some time

Excellent statement by SWAMI VIVEKANANDA

Excellent statement by 

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA:
              
 "Everything is Easy, When You are Busy. But 

Nothing is Easy,      When You are Lazy"

         Two simple formula of life;  

Don't make any close relation without full 

understanding AND 

Don't break any close relation with small 

Misunderstanding.

Workplace rules for happy life

Workplace rules for happy life: 

1. Trust no one but respect  everyone..

2. What happens in office, remain in office. Never take office gossips to home and vice versa.

3. Enter office on time, leave on time. Your desktop is not helping improvement in your health.

4. Never make Relationships in the work place. It will always backfire.

5. Expect nothing. If somebody helps, feel thankful. If not, you will learn to know things on your own.

6. Never rush for position. If you get promoted, congrats. If not, it doesn't matter. You will always be remembered for your knowledge and politeness, not for your designation.

7. Never run behind office stuff. You have better things to do in life.

8. Avoid taking everything on your ego. Your salary matters. You are being paid. Use your assets to get happiness.

9. It doesn't matter how people treat you. Be humble. You are not everyone's cup of tea.

10. In the end nothing matters except family, friends, home, and Inner peace.

World's mental health day theme by WHO. 

Mental Health at work place

Our Journey Together is so Short!

                   A young lady sat in a bus. At the next stop a loud and grumpy old lady came and sat by her. She squeezed into the seat and bumped her with her numerous bags. 

The person sitting on the other side of the young lady got upset, asked her why she did not speak up and say something.

The young lady responded with a smile: 

"It is not necessary to be rude or argue over something so insignificant, the journey together is so short. I get off at the next stop."

This response deserves to be written in golden letters:

"It is not necessary to argue over something so insignificant, our journey together is so short"

If each one of us realized that our time here is so short; that to darken it with quarrels, futile arguments, not forgiving others, discontentment and a fault finding attitude would be a waste of time and energy.

Did someone break your heart? Be calm, the journey is so short.

Did someone provoke or intimidate you? Be calm, forgive; the journey is so short.

Did someone betray, bully, cheat or humiliate you? Be calm, forgive; the journey is so short.

Whatever troubles anyone brings us, let us remember that our journey together is so short.

No one knows the duration of this journey. No one knows when their stop will come. Our journey together is so short.

Let us cherish friends and family. Let us be respectful, kind and forgiving to each other. Let us be filled with gratitude and gladness. 

If I have ever hurt you, I ask for your forgiveness. If you have ever hurt me, you already have my forgiveness. 

After all, Our Journey Together is so Short!

Profound Distinctions between Intelligence and Wisdom

1. Intelligence leads to arguments.
Wisdom leads to settlements.
2. Intelligence is power of will.
Wisdom is power OVER  will.
3. Intelligence is heat, it burns.
Wisdom is warmth, it comforts.
4. Intelligence is pursuit of knowledge, it tires the seeker.
Wisdom is pursuit of truth, it inspires the seeker.
5. Intelligence is holding on.
Wisdom is letting go.
6. Intelligence leads you.
Wisdom guides you.
7. An intelligent man thinks he knows everything.
A wise man knows that there is still a lot to learn.
8. An intelligent man always tries to prove his point.
A wise man knows there really is no point.
9. An intelligent man freely gives unsolicited advice.
A wise man keeps his counsel until all options are considered.
10. An intelligent man understands what is being said.
A wise man understands what is left unsaid.
11. An intelligent man speaks when he has to say something.
A wise man speaks when he has something to say.


Intelligence is good
but wisdom achieves better results.