American Interviewer with Indian Job Seeker

American Interviewer - So what's your email ID?

Indian - Sir, abc@xyz.com

Interviewer - And password?

Indian - 12345678

American - You are so dumb. You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Indian - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be

12345678

Or

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Or

1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on

Or

2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)

13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on

Or

Combination of all of these…

By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

American Interviewer :
How much will u take boss?

Indian: I refuse to accept your offer Sir! because I don't want to work under dumb people.